Whilst i was typing up the Health and saftey table, liam and tom wrote up the script to the production taking all notes and ideas into account, after writting up the script tom composed a list of props needed and we disussed who would aquire each prop.
(please not that the script is in proper format in the word document
Blind Date
By
Liam Rodden, Marc Timko
and Tom Leatherbarrow
FADE IN
1. EXT. FRONT OF SCHOOL – DAY
HOLLY walks up to the front of school and goes through the front doors. There is a poster on the school doors with the words SINGLE PARENTS SPEED DATING emblazoned on it.
2. INT. SCHOOL – CORRIDOR – DAY
HOLLY walks through the corridor and turns right into the hall.
INT. SCHOOL – MAIN HALL STAGE – DAY
HOLLY walks around the corner of the stage, and sits down at a single table, alone. There is the sound of a ringing bell, and DERRICK sits down, holding a can of ‘Go Cat’ and a fork.
DERRICK
Hello.
HOLLY
(awkwardly)
Hi...
DERRICK
Hello.
HOLLY
Are you eating ‘Go Cat’?
DERRICK
Why yes! Yes I am! You see the problem with ‘Go Cat’...
He examines her name badge
...Holly, is that yes, ‘Go Cat’is a nutritious and delicious snack- but most people can’t find such a can of endless wonder, as it is not found in Supermarkets like most food-stuffs, but it is actually found in the ‘Cat Care’ section of ‘Pets at Home’!
HOLLY nervously presses the bell. The camera cuts back to the opposite side of the table and Brackus sits down
BRACKUS
S’up bitch
HOLLY
Hi...
BRACKUS
So... so what you into?
HOLLY
Well, looking after my boy comes first-
BRACKUS
Nah I mean what you in…to
He winks and leers at her. She rings the bell. Gary and Simon sit down
HOLLY
Oh… hi
GARY
Hello, we’re Gary and Simon
SIMON
But mainly we’re called Simon
GARY
No, mainly we’re called Gary, I was born first
SIMON
Neither of us were born first, we’re conjoined twins
GARY
Well the penis is on my side, so shut up
SIMON
I told you not to say that in front of girls!
SIMON headbutts Gary and they fall of the chair, grappling. Holly rings the bell. Gerald sits down
HOLLY
Wow… Hello...
GERALD opens his mouth, and an extensive lizard tongue falls out. He tries to speak, but his voice is muffled by his massive tongue. She rings the bell, Harry sits down
HARRY
Why hello there, little witch
HOLLY
(Confused and tired)
Hello…
HARRY
So… do you wanna sit on my wand?
HOLLY
Really, really not
HARRY
I expect you already know who I am…
Harry pulls out the dead corpse of Brackus from under the desk
HARRY
I killed Voldemort, I killed him…
HOLLY opens her mouth to speak, but Harry puts his wand to her lips
HARRY
Shhh
He waves his wand and the light goes out.
HARRY O.S
Smooth
HOLLY O.S
Fuck this
Sound of her footsteps as she walks away